By: E&P Staff
While he hasn’t yet faced any YouTube video questioners yet, Dave Barry, the columnist/author continues to face the music in his unlikely (not to say uncovered) race for the White House over at www.mcclatchydc.com.
Here are some of his answers to questions from around the USA this week.
Q Mr. Barry. I’m glad we finally have a serious candidate. What will you do about the price of beer?
A If you even have to ask that question, you don’t know much about my priorities.
Q Dear Mr. Dave, What are your thoughts on Drew Carey taking over as host of the Price is Right?
A He is only a figurehead. The real host, behind the scenes, will be Dick Cheney.
Q I hate Fox news but they have the hottest girls, can you as president force CNN to hire good looking new anchor chicks?
A This will be my highest priority.
Q Dear Mr. “Next-to-Be President” Dave – Yesterday, I took an informal poll at my local Walmart, and out of th 40 people questioned, not one knew anything about you. Do you think you may have a name recognitio problem or did I just happen to pick 40 stupid people?
A Big deal. I don’t know them either.
Q Macs or PCs? And what do you feel about putting a comma before the last item in a list?
A I agree with the American people.